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Friday, February 13, 2015

An Anus for Valentine's Day

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and if you're having trouble choosing the perfect gift for your beloved I have a suggestion for you. It involves a bit of a trip, so it may be too late for this year, but you may want to keep it in mind for next year. It seems there is a man in the United Kingdom who will be only too happy to make a cast of your anus in chocolate or your choice of precious metals. Well I don't want to descend into scatological humor it is almost unavoidable in this case.

I don't want to lead you to believe that just anyone can present this special gift. As the video below demonstrates, a certain amount of flexibility is required. You also need to be comfortable in a rather compromising position around the man, whose name is Magnus, who developed this "procedure." He explains in the video how he came up with the idea. I really don't want to ruin it for you, but I will say I found it slightly disturbing when he described his ideal anus even though I have no idea who the gentleman he mentioned was. I will just say that over the course of my life I have been accused of having some fairly strange ideas from time to time. Honesty compels me to admit that none of them have come remotely close to the idea that would your loved one wants to receive as a symbol of your love is a chocolate replica of your anus. I'm not entirely certain that a bronze replica would be a bigger hit.

If there is a lesson to be learned or conclusion to be drawn from learning that people make replicas of their anus, it must be that some people really have far too much time on their hands - or perhaps on their anus.

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